So If any of you ever visited the the Urban Dictionary you would find all kinds of funny f'd up words and their meanings. I deceided to put in SHEILA and what I found was sheer hilarity! Enjoy :)
SHEILA
1. Australian slang for female
2. Also used as derogatory term,alludes to weakness
"Aw shuddup Kev, yer whinging like a SHEILA "
3.
A sheila generally refers to an australian girl. Sheilas still believe haircuts from the 80´s are sexy.With a tendency to show alot of their sagging breats,sheilas will always be found with a beer in one hand and a ciggarette in the other. The only time when you will find a sheila without any of the 2 possesions mentioned above is when their alcoholic 4th husband has bashed them because of sculling the last beer or smoking the last ciggarette, and they are on the floor licking up whats left of the beer or trying to sticky tape the broken ciggie back togther. Found in pubs at around 9:00am or centrelink/welfare offices(standard opening time for both venues) sheilas are fond of kareoke and will not hesistate in sexual intercourse with a minor.Shelias are very malnutritioned and in the mornings look very similar to ´gollum´ from lord of the rings. Sheilas speak very slang australian english to accomodate their under-privellged brains.
cheers!
OKAY TO BE FAIR i PUT MY NAME IN TOO........ONLY ITS WORSE! HAAH!
THANKS FOR THE NAME MOM!
Toni
1)Wannabe Whore; enjoys lying about sleeping with boys who are taken in order to cause havoc and pain on people previously happy.
2)A skin disorder causing sufferer to look like a deformed pig only females are affected by said condition
OKAY i'M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN BUT HERE'S ONE MORE...
CHRISSY :)
1) A very unconvincing transvestite.
2) Person who eats electrical appliances, sleeps on a bed of cabbage and enjoys rolling around covered in glue.
3) psychotic freak of nature
4) a clever way to say marijuana.
CHRISSY, you're def. # 2 lol! You better not come over and eat my new fridge!
