Women vs Men

Women's love poem......

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.



Men's Love Poem..........

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit!

I'm so excited!

Andy sold his truck today yeah!



He's a little sad.......... but I'm not lol!


I'm such a bitch!

Now we can get a charger :) hellz yeah!



later bitches!

Memorial Day.........

This Memorial Day I want send send a special shout out to my good friend Marissa & her son Ian.

MARISSA & ME




IAN

Ian just from graduated high school this year and bravely decided to join the Marines. He will leave for boot camp in CA today. Take Care Ian! Everyone is so proud of you!


Marissa if you need anything just let me know.



TODAY WE NEED TO ......

I stand before you all today
But not one eye can see my way

My time arrived, to leave this earth
A fact so planned, to every birth

It happened where I had to go
My torch for life was so aglow

I transferred while in uniform
Protecting freedom, through a storm

Should I resent I died for you
Not on my life, red white and blue

Please help my family through each day
Tell all my friends, try not to stray

And of the country I did love
Do think of me, through God above

Your memories, brought forth this day
Send love to us, who could not stay

My Weekend....

Didn't really have anything much planned for the holiday weekend. Good thing too, these weather people are IDIOTS!!




We went to Andy's Mom's for a BBQ on sat.
ME & ANDY'S MOM

i CANT BELIEVE THIS DUDE JUMPED INTO THE POOL IT WAS FREEZING!

LEONARD ANDY'S STEP DAD

KRYSTAL,AUNT SHER, & ANDY


AFTER THAT SHEILA CAME OVER AND WE WENT TO FAST EDDIES FOR MY FRIENDS B-DAY.

BIRTHDAY GIRL BRANDY & AMANDA

ME & JULIE

SHEILA & MY MAN

DOIN SHOTS

SHEILA TEQUILA!


IT TURNED OUT TO BE GOOD TIMES DESPITE THE WEATHER...

I STILL SAY FUCK DAVE MURRAY!



later bitches!

FRIDAY AT LAST!

It was a LONG week! and I'm off today woo hoo! that's all I got, have a great holiday weekend!

Let's not forget why we are off Monday..........

American Idol

So bitches are all you A.I. fans happy that Gaspy Archuletta did not win!

ME too!
I hated this homo


and his winking, blinking make it stop! and how fake he was with oh, geez! you guys really like me? I cant believe it! come on now!

I was really rooting for Micheal Johns :(
or stoner boy Jason Castro cracked me up!


But I take BIG HEAD COOK over Gaspy Arculetta any day!
Isn't this a ginormous head?

Still not as hot as my boy Daughtry but I'm glad a rocker finally won!

Bachlorette Party.......

Hey bitches I'm tired and hung over so here's some pics from my weekend.
I went to my friend Stacy's Bachlorette party.

We started off at the sugar creek winery. at 1:00pm It was a beautiful day!
Except for when a bird shit on my purse! well at least it wasn't my head!
Here's a few pics from the winery...



After that we went to sports cafe and waited for the adult entertainment to arrive!







After that if you hadn't noticed a few of our friends are lesbians & they decided it would be fun to go to Novak's (a gay bar). Stacy and I were the only ones who had never been to one it was quite amusing! There was a little bit of everyone there. guy couples, girl couples, straight couples. They did play awesome dance music!

This shirt cracks me up!




The party van dropped us off at 2:00AM after 14 hours of partying you can just imagine why I'm tired! it was a great time though.
Stacy at the end of the night.


She leaves for Jamaica to get married next week. I'm so jealous! That will be me next year!

BTW My travel agent said she will have the prices for the trip in the next few weeks & I changed my wedding date to wed. April 1st. (b/c the end of May was too close to the last week of school for some people.)

It will be here before i know it!

Later bitches!