Me, Alli, Jimmy, Jenna, & Cassie
So, if any of you know my friends the Clausers you know they LOVE the Cardinals & now they have a gaggle of kids so its harder for them to go out and have a good time.
Whats a gaggle you ask? Well I looked it up and it means just what i said....
an often noisy or disorderly group or gathering. hence, The Clauser house
So, being the GREAT friends that we are Marissa, Sheila and myself volunteered to gaggle-sit friday night.
I brought Alli over her fav. pizza doens't that look tasty! Be thankful you dont have a milk allergy.
Alli was great we played dress up. Sorry she turned out looking like a call girl lol!
We did the swing,
We watched the I'm fucking Matt Damon video on You tube she really enjoyed that! then sheila talked her into getting tattoo when she gets older. After that we played drinking games until she finally passed out. Man, that girl can drink!
All in all I think we are some pretty good role models for a young impressionable girl.
I successfully made all 3 babies cry so I'd just hand them off to Marissa and then they would all be quiet she's like the baby whisperer. She's awesome! anyone need a sitter call Marissa!
Everyone was good. we had no poopy diapers, and Alli went on the pot yeah! Sorry Jimbo I know you were hoping for the worst. I fed them all Hershey's syrup just before i left though just for you.
The girls got us good though gross! I still smell baby barf!
It was quite the adventure. I still dont know how Chrissy & Jim stay sane they must be on some good drugs. Jim has quite the pharmacy! . :) I found these in his medicine cabinet
Seriously, Im glad they got to go out TOGETHER and have some fun! The Cards won and they got into a fight with some Cubs fans and got them thrown out of the stadium now that sounds like a night on the town!! 
And now for my public service announcement:.................
DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN A CHILDS/PARENTS LIFE??
LOOK AT THIS CHILDS FACE........
For absolutely no money out of any ones pocket you could watch this child as she sings along to mickey mouse and 1981 VHS tapes of its a small world and as an added bonus we will throw in 2 sisters and a brother for hours of diaper changing enjoyment. Volunteers call 314-921-XXXX operators are standing by...
4 comments:
Toni, you can babysit my babies anytime you want. You have about 3 more months to practice with triplets and a 2 1/2 year old. Twins will be so much easier. Nice update. WOW you are so much better than me.
That was awesome! 'nuff said
Anonymous MUST be Sheila!!! Somebody give her a gold medal.
WHAT THE HELL YOU NEVER WATCH MY KIDS. AND THEY SOUND SO MUCH BETTER THEN CHRISSY AND JIM'S GAGGLE. IT'S NOT LIKE COLTON HAS BEEN DRINKING RUM SINCE HE WAS TWO OR ANYTHING. JUST KEEP THE REMOTE CONTROL HIDDEN IF YOU DECIDE TO FALL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH OR YOU'LL END UP WITH A REMOTE CONTROL RIGHT UP SIDE YOUR HEAD. AND REECE HE CAN STUB HIS TOE AND CRY WITH THE BEST OFF THEM FOR HOURS ON END WITH OUT EVEN A POTTY BREAK. I MEAN COME ON WHERE'S THE LOVE. I LIKE PUSHING AROUND CUBE FANS TOO YA KNOW!
OH AND JUST SO YOU DON'T GET ALL BITCHY THIS IS STACY. YA BABY CORRUPTING ANNIVERSARY STEALING SLUT BAG!
LOVE YA XOXO GOSSIP GIRL
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